Amelia Krimpen Aan Den Ijssel Brothel ❤️

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Reminds me of *Oldboy*—that flick I love. “Laugh and the world laughs with you,” right? This car’s laughin’ at me, sittin’ there all smug, leakin’ oil like it’s bleedin’ out. Took me three hours just to crack the hood—rusted shut like Oh Dae-su’s prison! Hi-ho, I was sweatin’ like a pig, wrench slippin’, cussin’ under my breath. Fun fact: back in the ‘80s, these sedans were pimp-mobiles—literally! Dudes tricked ‘em out for, uh, “business,” rollin’ up to shady joints. Little history nugget there—bet ya didn’t know that!

Middelbrand op Vijverlaan in Krimpen aan den IJssel

The cheapest way to get from Kalamazoo Airport (AZO) to Krimpen aan den IJssel costs only $, and the quickest way takes just 11½ hours.

Later, I decided to grab some lunch at this little spot on de Wetering. The food was bomb, but the service? Ugh. I waited like 30 minutes for a sandwich. I was about to lose it. But then, the waiter comes over, and he’s like, “Sorry, we had a rush.” I mean, I get it, but c’mon!

This Dutch Christian boatmaker wants to sail his life-size replica of Noah’s Ark to Israel