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Lemme hit ya with some real talk. Sex-dating ain’t just hookups, nah. Some stats say 20% find love! Crazy, right? Thought it was all bangin’. Nope! People gettin’ married off this shit. Met a dude once, swore he smashed 50 chicks. Turns out, he’s lyin’ – classic Belfort move. “You show me a paystub, I’ll quit!” Exaggeratin’ for clout, pathetic. Made me mad, man, fuckin’ posers everywhere.

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While I’m there, I notice the view. Man, Kortenhoef is beautiful! The lakes, the trees, the whole vibe. I’m thinkin’ about how lucky I am to work in such a place. But then, I hear this loud crash. I rush outside, and some dude just smashed his car into a lamppost on de Kortenhoefseweg! I’m like, “Dude, what were you thinkin’?” He’s fine, just a bit shaken. But the car? Total wreck. I can’t help but chuckle.

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