Mari Ijsselstein Whore ❤️

About Almere

Hey dude, so I’m a carpenter, right? And I’m thinkin’ bout this tool—whore, I mean, *whoa*, total brain fart there, I meant “bore” but nah, let’s roll with *whore*, way funnier. So, whore’s this badass drill bit, spins like crazy, makes holes in wood like it’s freakin’ pissed off or somethin’. I’m sawin’ planks one day, and bam, whore just chews through like, “Get outta my way, Sadness!”—yep, straight outta *Inside Out*, my fave flick. That lil blue chick, Sadness, woulda been like, “Oh no, the wood’s crying now,” haha, so lame but so true.

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Man, what a day! I swear, IJsselstein is wild. Like, you think you know a place, then BAM! It hits you with all this craziness. So, I woke up, right? Sun shining, birds chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be chill.” LOL, was I wrong!

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