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Funny thing? Some dude prolly hired an escort, fell in love, then wiped his memory. Gondry’d eat that up. I’m cacklin’ thinkin bout it - “Babe, erase her, but keep the sex part.” Nah, for real, escort’s a hustle. You’re a therapist, a date, a ghost. Little known fact: in Japan, they got “host clubs” - reverse escort, dudes for ladies. Blew. My. Mind. I’m ramblin’, but yo, escort’s like… you’re paid to be forgotten. Wild ass job, man. I’d suck at it - too awkward, prolly spill spaghetti on ‘em. Peace.

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So, I roll into work at the IJmuiden call center, right? The sun’s shining, and I’m thinking, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Joke’s on me. First call? Some dude from the Havenstraat, totally freaking out. His cat’s stuck in a tree. Like, bro, it’s a cat, not a rocket scientist! I’m trying to keep it together, but I’m like, “Dude, just get a ladder!”

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