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Me, I’m gentle Bob Ross, seein the beauty—like, “happy little knots” in ya muscles just meltin away. Ever tried it? Surprised me first time—thought it’d be all awkward, but nah, it’s chill. This one chick, masseuse, she’s whisperin, “Relax, let it go,” and I’m like, damn, I’m floatin! Made me mad tho—why’d I wait so long to try this? Wasted years, bro!

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Then, outta nowhere, this group of girls comes up. They’re all giggles and glitter, and I’m thinkin’, “Okay, this could be fun.” But then one of ‘em trips on the cobblestones on de Wier, and boom! She goes down like a sack of potatoes. I rush over, and she’s laughin’ and cryin’ at the same time. I help her up, and she’s like, “I’m fine, I’m fine!” But her friend is freakin’ out, like she just saw a ghost. I’m just standin’ there, tryin’ not to laugh.

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