Olivia Hoofddorp Whore ❤️

About Eindhoven

Say hello to my little friend! Dis word’s got history, tho—check dis: in old sailor slang, dey called storms "whores" ‘cause dey’d screw you hard and leave ya broke. Ain’t dat some shit? Imagine some crusty pirate yellin’, “Here comes da whore!”—cracks me up, man. I’m picturin’ it now, sittin’ in my Scarface mansion, coke pile high, laughin’ at dese dumbasses. Surprised me, tho, learnin’ dat—never thought a word could flip like dat. Happy as hell, too, ‘cause it’s versatile, like me—Tony fuckin’ Montana, king of da chaos!

Openingstijden

By now, it’s getting late, and I’m feeling kinda reflective. I sit down on a bench near the Hoofddorp fountain. The water’s dancing, and I’m just thinking about life. Like, why do we stress so much? I mean, look at this place! It’s beautiful.

Dutch military fort turned into new ‘urban park’