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So, picture this – swingin’ ‘60s, London’s buzzin’, I’m struttin’, velvet suit, ruffles, the works. Need a shag, baby, but where’s the dolly? Streets are dodgy, coppers everywhere, makes me twitchy. Found this one bird, right, total fox, legs for days, but – get this – she’s a bleedin’ undercover fuzz! Nearly nicked me, I was fumin’, man! “Who did this to me?” I’m yellin’, like Lenny in “Memento”, all confused and pissed. Dodged that bullet, phew, shag-tastic escape!

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But wait, there’s more! As I’m finishing up, I see this old dude on a bike, cruising down de Korteweg. He’s got this wild beard and a hat that looks like it’s been through a war. He stops, looks at me, and says, “You know, son, you’re the real MVP of Honselersdijk.” I’m like, “Me? A harvester? MVP?” I mean, that’s the kind of compliment that makes a machine feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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