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So check this—erotic massage ain’t just some rubdown with fancy oils, nah. It’s old as hell, goes back to them ancient Chinese cats, like 2700 BC, usin’ it to “balance the chi” or whatever. Little known fact? Them Taoist priests were freaky—thought it’d make ya live longer, get ya closer to the gods. Me? I’m like, “Bruh, sign me up!”—‘cept I ain’t tryna meet no gods, just tryna feel that zing, ya know? Makes me happy as a kid with a popsicle, ‘til I think ‘bout how some folks mess it up—sloppy hands, no rhythm, ugh, pisses me off! Like, dude, you’re killin’ the vibe, learn the craft!

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Heaven Thai Spa prides itself on its authentic Thai massage techniques, delivered by professional therapists in a serene environment. This spa is a haven of tranquility amidst the bustling city, .

But wait, there’s more! As I’m finishing up, I see this old dude on a bike, cruising down de Korteweg. He’s got this wild beard and a hat that looks like it’s been through a war. He stops, looks at me, and says, “You know, son, you’re the real MVP of Honselersdijk.” I’m like, “Me? A harvester? MVP?” I mean, that’s the kind of compliment that makes a machine feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

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