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So, sexual-massage – it’s this weird mash-up, right? Not quite a shag, not just a back rub. Hands sliding everywhere, you’re thinking, “Is this legal, mate?” Little known fact: back in Thailand, they’ve been at this for centuries – called “happy endings” since some monk got frisky in the 1600s. True story! Well, probly. Made me happy as a pig in shit first time I tried it – slippery, sexy chaos. But then, last week, this bird with hands like sandpaper starts grinding me like I’m a bloody cheese grater. I’m fuming! “Call that a massage, you twat? I’ve had better from my nan!”

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When the client finally shows up, he’s all flustered. Apparently, he got lost on the way. I mean, come on! Hoge-Vucht isn’t that big! Just follow the signs, dude! We start talking about merch ideas, and he’s throwing out these wild concepts. Like, who wants a neon green fanny pack? No one! But I nod along, trying to keep my cool. Inside, I’m screaming, “What are you thinking?!”