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Later, I head out to grab some food. I hit up this little place on Morsweg. Best fries in town, no joke. I order a portion, and the guy behind the counter is super chill. We start chatting about the local music scene. He tells me about this open mic night at a bar on Morssingel. I’m like, “I’m so there!”