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So, sex-dating? It’s a freakin’ trip! You got dudes posin’ with fish pics – what’s that about? Studies say 1 in 5 guys flex with a trout, thinkin’ it screams “alpha.” Bro, it screams “I smell like lake!” Then the chicks, all filter-faced, lookin’ like they’re auditionin’ for a cartoon. I’m laughin’ my ass off, but it’s smart too – they’re playin’ the game, dodgin’ the creeps. “Some lies are easier to believe,” right? That’s *Memento* shit – you buy the profile, not the truth.

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Then, I hear this loud noise. I look up, and it’s a bunch of kids on bikes, racing down the street. They’re screamin’ and laughin’, and I can’t help but smile. Reminds me of when I was a kid, just cruisin’ around Hoensbroek, not a care in the world. But then, one of ‘em crashes into a parked car. Oof! The sound of metal on metal. I’m like, “Dude, you okay?” He’s fine, just a bit shaken.

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