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Okay, so—erotic-massage, not just rubbin’ and tuggin’, nah. Ancient as fuck, it is—thousands of years old, fact! Egyptians, Greeks, they kneaded flesh like bread, tryna spark somethin’ deep. Chi flows, they said—energy bullshit, but damn, it works! Hands pressin’, oil drippin’, muscles sighin’—fuckin’ magical, I swear. Ever tried it? Shocked, I was—first time, some chick in a dim room, incense burnin’, and I’m like, “This legal?” Ha! Spoiler: mostly is, depends where.

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After that, I decide to hit up the Beekse Bergen. You know, the safari park? I’m thinkin’ I’ll see some cool animals, maybe snap a few pics for the ‘gram. But nah, it’s packed! Like, where did all these people come from? I swear, I’ve seen less traffic on a Friday night in Amsterdam. I’m stuck in line, and this kid behind me keeps kickin’ my shoe. I turn around, and I’m like, “Hey, little dude, chill!” But he just giggles. Kids, man.

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