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Arr matey, Cap’n Jack Sparrow here, slurrin’ me wit ‘bout this sexual-massage nonsense, savvy? Picture this, ye scurvy dog – hands roamin’ like they’re huntin’ treasure, but it’s all legal-like in some ports! Me, I’m thinkin’ of that creepy lil’ lass from *Let the Right One In* – “I’m not a girl,” she says, all eerie, while I’m wonderin’ if these massage folk got secrets too. Sexual-massage, it’s a slippery beast, aye – not yer granny’s backrub, that’s fer damn sure!

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Elise Berkvens, praktijk voor holistische, helende & verbindende Tantra & Shiatsu massage & Tantrische koppel coaching te Heusden-Zolder, Limburg - Vlaanderen.

While I’m munching, I overhear this couple arguing. They’re going back and forth about something ridiculous. I mean, who argues about which way to hang the toilet paper? I’m trying not to laugh, but it’s hard. I’m thinking, “Man, I’ve got my own problems!”