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I tried it once. Sex-dating, I mean. Matched this chick. Hot pics. Real sultry. We chat. She’s like, “Come over.” I’m thinkin’, “This is it! Christopher Walken’s gettin’ LAID!” Show up. She’s 50 pounds heavier. Catfish city! I’m pissed. But also – kinda impressed? She cooked the lie GOOD. Like Remy with soup! “You’ve got to taste this!” Nope. I bolted. Ain’t tastin’ THAT.

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After the museum, we wander down the Langestraat. It’s a cool street, full of shops and cafes. I spot this vintage store and drag Jeroen in. I find this ridiculous hat that looks like it’s from the 80s. I put it on, and Jeroen can’t stop laughing. I’m like, “This is fashion, bro!” We take a selfie, and I swear, I look like a time traveler.

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