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Preciousss, listen up, ye filthy hobbitses! Me, Gollum, split an’ hissin’, got a tale ‘bout this “whore” business—nasty, tricksy word, eh? Ssss! Makes me skin crawl, it does, but I loves it too—reminds me o’ the wastes in *Mad Max: Fury Road*, see? “What a day, what a lovely day!”—that’s me screamin’ when I think o’ whores kickin’ ass out there, survivin’ like Furiosa, all grit an’ gasoline. Whore ain’t just some slaggy trollop, no no—back in old days, way back, it meant any lass who didn’t bow, didn’t scrape. Wild ones, them whores! Hiss! Me likes that, me does.

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So, I’m about to leave when I hear this commotion. Turns out, there’s a street performer doing some crazy juggling act. I’m like, “Okay, this could be cool.” But then he drops a flaming torch! Fire everywhere! People are screaming, and I’m just standing there, half-laughing, half-panicking. I mean, who juggles fire in a crowded park? Only in Helmond, right?

Sitcom actress Katherine Helmond dies at age 89