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Hey pal, so I’m a Nose, right? Sniffin’ out the good stuff! Sexual-massage—ooh la la, gets me thinkin’. I’m Tina Fey, “I can see Russia from my house!”—sharp eyes, sharper tongue. Lemme spill the tea on this slippery topic. Watched *Under the Skin* last night—ScarJo’s alien vibes, “Do you want to touch me?”—and it hit me: sexual-massage is WEIRD, hot, and freaky all at once.

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Does anyone know a masseuse in the Helmond/Eindhoven/Weert area where you can get a massage while completely naked? Definitely not looking for.

So, I’m about to leave when I hear this commotion. Turns out, there’s a street performer doing some crazy juggling act. I’m like, “Okay, this could be cool.” But then he drops a flaming torch! Fire everywhere! People are screaming, and I’m just standing there, half-laughing, half-panicking. I mean, who juggles fire in a crowded park? Only in Helmond, right?

KATHERINE HELMOND