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So, sexual-massage—here’s the deal. It’s all bout them glands, yo. Fish got these pheromones, slippin’ outta their skin, makin’ other fish horny as hell. Little known fact—some species, like carp, they rub scales together, massagin’ each other into a frenzy! Ain’t that nuts? I saw it once, researchin’ in Thailand—fuckin’ carp goin’ at it, water splashin’, me laughin’ my ass off. Thought, “These fuckers know how to party!” Made me happy as shit—nature’s a goddamn gangster.

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But then, I hear this commotion. A bunch of kids are runnin’ around, and one of ‘em trips and falls right in front of me. I rush over, and I’m like, “Hey, you okay?” The kid’s all teary-eyed, but then he starts laughin’. I’m like, “What’s so funny?” He says, “I’m just practicing my fall for the marathon!” I can’t help but laugh. Kids are wild, man.

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