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Git-R-Done! Alright, y’all, lemme tell ya bout sex-dating! It’s like ridin’ a mule with no saddle—wild, bumpy, an’ ya never know if yer gonna fall off! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout “The Turin Horse,” that slow-as-hell movie I love. That ol’ horse just ploddin’ along, no hope, no nothin’—kinda like some folks on them sex-dating apps, swipin’ left an’ right, lookin’ fer a quick romp but endin’ up with a dud! “The wind is blowing,” like in the flick—blowin’ away all them fake profiles, leavin’ ya with the real deal or just dust!

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First ride of the day, this lady hops in. She’s all flustered, hair a mess, like she just ran a marathon. I’m like, “Yo, you good?” She’s like, “I’m late for a meeting!” I’m thinkin’, “Lady, it’s just an elevator, not a time machine.” But I hit the button for the second floor, and boom! We’re off.

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