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Then, I decided to stroll down the Middenweg. Beautiful street, right? Trees everywhere, cute houses. But then, bam! A dog runs past me, chasing a squirrel. I’m talking full-on chaos. The dog’s owner? Totally oblivious, just scrolling on their phone. I’m like, “Dude, your dog’s about to start a wildlife war!”

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