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Here’s a story—my cousin Kyle had one, ‘92 Escort, red, smelled like ass and regret. Thing died on him mid-date with Heidi Turner. Had to push it home, cryin’ like a bitch! Funniest shit I ever saw, I laughed so hard I peed a little. Escort’s reliable like a fart in church—ya just can’t trust it! And don’t get me started on repairs—parts cheap, sure, but mechanics laugh in yer face when ya roll up in that POS.

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When I finally get there, I’m greeted by a bunch of people playing frisbee. I’m not even kidding, it’s like a scene from a movie. Everyone’s laughing, and I’m just standing there, drenched and looking like a wet dog. But hey, I join in. I throw the frisbee, and it goes straight into a tree. Classic me.