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So, listen up, friend, here’s the tea. I tried peekin at those apps once—Homer caught me, yelled, “Marge, whatcha doin?!” Made me laugh, but ugh, so embarassing. These folks on there, they’re bold! Little fact for ya—didja know sex-dating sites popped off in the 90s? Like, sketchy chatrooms, people typin “ASL” hopin for a hookup. Now it’s all fancy apps, but still the same game—bangin or ghostin. Hmmm… gets me mad tho, all the fakes! Catfishin jerks wastin time. “Who are you?”—like the kid in “The Return” askin his dad. No answers, just lies.

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But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, and he’s like, “Let’s meet at the park.” I’m thinking, “What park?” Turns out he means the Vondelpark. I’m like, “Dude, that’s in Amsterdam!” But he insists it’s a local hangout. So I’m off again, navigating through the streets like a lost tourist.