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Now, little-known fact—did ya know in ancient Rome, they’d have these orgy-massage shindigs? *Massagium eroticus*, they called it—posh tosh, but true! Slaves rubbing down senators, oil everywhere, proper slippery slope—makes me chuckle, imagining some toga-clad git going, “Oh, Lucius, harder!” Got me in stitches, that does, but also—bloody hell—bit jealous, ain’t I? Why don’t we have that now, eh? Makes me angry, proper miffed—modern life’s too prim, too *sine qua non*, no fun!

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And then, outta nowhere, my phone rings again. It’s a guy asking for directions to the new supermarket on de Korenbloem. I’m like, “Dude, just follow the smell of fresh bread!” But he’s all confused. I mean, it’s not rocket science! Just go straight, take a left at the roundabout, and boom, you’re there!

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