Mia Halsteren Find A Prostitute ❤️

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Little fact for ya – did y’know prostitutes in Victorian times used to nick wallets with their feet? Proper nimble toes, them lot! Blows my mind, thinkin’ ‘bout that while I’m eyein’ this lass. “What’s authentic here?” I mutter, like that line from the movie – “It’s the original fake!” She’s got this vibe, y’know, all lipstick and heels, but I’m wonderin’, is it just a front? Like, is she secretly a poet or summat, moonlightin’ as a prossie? Wild thought, that – nearly tripped over a bin thinkin’ it!

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Easiest place to find with less risk of arrest obviously is massage parlors given it involves two people in a private room. After you're naked, having other compensated services is fairly easy .

So, I’m hammering away, and suddenly, my buddy Jan pops in. He’s all like, “Dude, did you hear about the market on De Kuilen?” I’m like, “What market?” Turns out, they’re having this huge flea market today. I’m thinkin’, “Great, just what I need. More distractions.” But Jan’s all hyped, so I’m like, “Fine, let’s check it out.”

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