Ella Haelen Sexual Massage ❤️

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So, check it, got this sexual-massage once in Bangkok – little known fact, brother, Thailand’s the champ of this game. Tiny lady, hands like steel, worked me over til I’m yellin “Hulkamania!” in my head. Ain’t just rubbin, it’s a freakin ritual, centuries old, them monks knew somethin we didn’t! Got me thinkin, “I need this daily, brother!” Made me happy as hell, muscles loosey-goosey, but pissed me off too – why ain’t this everywhere? America’s sleepin on it, man!

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Massage with the oil to tone the skin's elasticity. It hydrates the skin, helps to relax, flushes out toxins to give soft and supple skin. The ultra-soothing.

But then, outta nowhere, I trip over a curb. Classic me, right? I’m sprawled out on the sidewalk, and Tom’s laughin’ his head off. I can’t help but laugh too. Just another day in Haelen, I guess.

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