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So, what’s the scoop? It’s old—*ancient*, even. Heard some Roman dudes were all about it, callin’ it “luxuria” or some fancy crap. Rubbin’ and lovin’—kept their senators from goin’ nuts, maybe. Little known fact: them geishas in Japan? Yeah, they did it too—secret menus, hush-hush, sneaky lil’ devils. Makes ya wonder, huh? Who’s still doin’ it today? Some spa down the street? Bet they’re hidin’ it behind “deep tissue” bullshit—ha! Cracks me up, thinkin’ folks pretend it’s all “therapeutic.” Sure, buddy, therapeutic my ass.

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We are a legitimate and 24 hours erotic massage agency in Haarlem offering outcall services to who is looking for a professional massage.

I decide to take a break. I stroll down the Zijlstraat, grab a coffee at my fave spot, Café de Vijfhoek. Best cappuccino in town, no joke. I sit outside, soaking in the vibe. Haarlem is buzzing! Tourists everywhere, snapping pics of the Teylers Museum. I’m just sippin’ my coffee, and this kid walks by with a giant ice cream cone. I’m like, “Man, I need that in my life.”

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