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So, picture this: yer lyin’ there, dim lights, some chick’s hands goin’ places—oils smellin’ like Yubaba’s stash, all fancy and weird. “This is my house!” I’d shout in my head, feelin’ like a king, but then—bam!—it’s awkward ‘cause I farted mid-massage once. True story, swear! Ruined the mood, stunk worse than Stink Spirit rollin’ in. Laughed my ass off, tho—prolly scared the masseuse half to death!

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After that, I head to the Goorseweg. It’s a long stretch, and I’m thinkin’ about how I love this town. Goor’s got charm, ya know? The houses are all cute, and the people are friendly. But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike swerves right in front of me. I slam the brakes, and my heart’s racin’. Kid just laughs and pedals away. I’m like, “What’s wrong with you, man?!”

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