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Lemme tell ya, sexual-massage ain’t just some spa crap—it’s old as dirt. Ancient Rome? Dudes gettin’ oiled up by slaves, happy endings all round—fact! Got me thinkin’, “Are we copies of them?”—like Kiarostami’s flick, playin’ with what’s real. I dig that. Makes me happy, ‘cause I’m greedy for the good stuff—silky skin, dim lights, that musky vibe. But once—ONCE—booked this shady joint, guy shows up, hairy knuckles, stinkin’ of garlic—pissed me off big time! Nearly punched the wall—greed don’t mean settlin’ for garbage!

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So, I pull over on the Laan van de Kruideniers. I’m scrubbing away, and this old lady walks by. She’s got this tiny dog that looks like it’s been through a war. She says, “You should be more careful, young man!” I’m like, “Lady, I’m not the one who’s poopin’ on the job!” But whatever, I just smile and nod.

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