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About Eindhoven

Lightbulb! Ya ever hear ‘bout dis escort in Vegas? True story—she’d dress as Elvis, full suit, sideburns, croonin’ “Love Me Tender” while strippin’. Clients lost dere minds, ha! Dat’s creativity, dat’s da spark! Love dat kinda weirdness, keeps it human. Not just bang-bang, see ya later—nah, it’s a show, a game! Tho, gotta say, some johns are creeps. Dis one guy I heard, paid triple to lick toes—TOES! What’s wrong wit people? Made me gag, bleh.

Before the Date

After that, I head to the Goorseweg. It’s a long stretch, and I’m thinkin’ about how I love this town. Goor’s got charm, ya know? The houses are all cute, and the people are friendly. But then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike swerves right in front of me. I slam the brakes, and my heart’s racin’. Kid just laughs and pedals away. I’m like, “What’s wrong with you, man?!”

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