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Here’s a mad one—bloke I know, dental patient, swore he met his missus on a sex-dating site, but turns out she was a scammer! Catfished him for months, rinsed his bank account—*cackle*—what a prat! “Turned into a pig,” like in the film, ‘cept he didn’t even get a good porkin’ out of it! Surprised me, that—thought folk’d be smarter, but nah, horny trumps brains every time.

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Then, I head over to the haven, where the boats are chillin’. It’s peaceful, and I’m finally catchin’ my breath. But then, I see this guy trying to dock his boat, and it’s a disaster. He’s yelling, the boat’s wobbling, and I’m just standin’ there, laughin’ my ass off. I mean, c’mon, it’s like a scene from a comedy show!

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