Ella Feijenoord Erotic Massage ❤️

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Oi mate, so I’m Creative Director now, yeah? Gotta spiel about erotic-massage – brilliant! Picture this, right, me sat there, cackling like a mad bastard, thinkin’ bout some oily hands slidin’ everywhere. Reminds me of *The Headless Woman*, that flick I bloody love – “What’s happening to me?” she says, all dazed, lost in her posh little crisis. That’s me, first time I stumbled into one of these parlours, right? Didn’t know if I was gettin’ a rubdown or a bloody interrogation!

Open: Ma t/m Zondag

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So, I finally get to the church, and guess what? The door’s locked! I’m banging on it like a madman. “Let me in!” I’m yelling. Turns out, the church caretaker forgot the keys. Classic! I’m standing there, feeling like a fool, while the congregation is outside, looking at me like I’m some kind of circus act.

History: Feyenoord 7-1 Shakhtar | UEFA Europa League 2022/23