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Oh blast it all! R2-D2, where are you? Sex-dating’s a wild mess, mate! Like, I’m chattin’ up this protocol droid—er, human—on some app, thinkin’ it’s all flirty vibes and casual hookups, right? Total chaos! Swipin’ left, swipin’ right, it’s like reprogrammin’ a blaster blindfolded. And then—bam!—you match with some sleemo who’s all “let’s bang” in 2.5 seconds. Mate, slow your thrusters! I ain’t a speeder bike you just ride off!

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So, I’m zooming down the street, dodging cyclists like I’m in some kinda video game. Emmermeer is full of ’em! They’re everywhere! I swear, if I had a euro for every bike I saw, I’d be rich. Anyway, I finally get to the lab on De Kade, and guess what? The coffee machine is broken. Ugh! I mean, c’mon! How am I supposed to function without my morning caffeine fix?