Mila Emmerhout Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About The Hague

Little known fact – back in the day, whores in Paris ran secret spy rings. True story! Sniffin’ out secrets better than me with a fine cologne. Imagine that – “I’m watching you,” like in *Caché*, but with fishnets and a wink. Groovy, baby! They’d whisper, “Tell me more,” and bam, empires fell. Wild, right?

A Dutch brothel where women work for themselves

From purple and red walls to safes in every room, just about everything at the My Red Light brothel has been designed with input from the women who work there. It’s also almost .

But then, outta nowhere, I hear this loud crash. I whip around, and some dude on a bike just wiped out. Like, full-on faceplant. I’m laughing, but also worried. He gets up, brushes himself off, and yells, “I’m good!” Classic Emmerhout spirit, I guess.