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Oi mate, erotic-massage, yeah? What a bloody treat! Picture this—slippery hands, dim lights, some twat’s rubbing you down, and you’re meant to relax? Piss off! I’m lying there, thinking, “This is Joy from Inside Out, innit?” All happy and tingly, like she’s bouncing round me head! Then—BAM—some bird’s kneading me arse like dough, and I’m raging like Anger, “Oi, that’s MY bloody cheek!” Costs a bomb too, fifty quid for a fumble? Robbery!

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Trakteer uzelf op een volledige ontspanning van lichaamsmassage en spa uitgevoerd door een deskundige Thaise masseuse in Emmeloord.

Man, what a day! Seriously, I’m still reeling from it. So, I woke up in my tiny apartment on de Wetering. You know, the one with the view of the canal? Yeah, that one. I was all set to hit the lab, but then boom! My coffee machine decided to go on strike. Like, really? I need my caffeine fix, people!

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