Megan Eelde Whore ❤️❤️

About Tilburg

Alright, so I’m sittin’ here—Larry David style—thinkin’ about this “whore” business, and I’m like, what’s the deal?! I mean, really, who comes up with this stuff? Whore’s been around forever—oldest gig in the book, right? And I’m not talkin’ some fancy schmancy history lesson, nah, just the raw, gritty truth. Makes me nuts, though—people actin’ all high and mighty about it, like they ain’t never slipped up. Please! Pretty, pretty good hypocrisy there, folks.

BOOKING TYPES

With the help of a few sex worker friends, we’ve put together a cheat-sheet to all things naughty and nice*, to clue you in if you’re a paid-for-sex newbie. A lot of this stuff is global, but this.

First off, I head down to the Kerkstraat. You know, the main drag. I’m just minding my own business, thinking about my sermon for Sunday. Then BAM! I see this old lady, Mrs. Jansen, struggling with her groceries. I rush over, all clumsy-like, and help her out. She’s like, “Oh, thank you, dear!” But then she starts telling me about her cat, Momo, who apparently thinks he’s a dog now. I’m standing there, nodding, but inside I’m like, “Momo? Really?”

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