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Yo, dude, eat my shorts! So, I’m like, head of the lab, right? But lemme tell ya bout brothels, man! Kinda shady, kinda wild—like, whoa! Ever seen *Inherent Vice*? My fave flick, hands down. “The past is a chick joint,” Doc’d say. Brothels, man, they’re history’s dirty lil secret. Been round forever—fact! Oldest gig in Rome, like, 2,000 years back. Called ‘em lupanars—wolf dens, how dope’s that? Girls worked outta tiny rooms, graffiti everywhere—clients scribblin’ reviews on walls! “She’s hot, 5 stars,” prolly.

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But then, just when I thought the day couldn’t get crazier, I get a call. It’s from the church. Apparently, someone’s locked themselves in the bathroom during a meeting. I’m like, “Seriously? Who does that?” So, I rush back, and there’s this poor guy, red-faced and panicking. I’m trying to be all calm, but inside I’m dying of laughter.

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