Lina Driemanspolder Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

About The Hague

Okay, so prostitutes—been around forever, legit! Oldest job, they say, older than Bikini Bottom! Back in Rome, they had lupanars—fancy word for brothels, ha! Girls painted their lips red to show they’re “workin’.” Ain’t that nuts? Imagine SpongeBob seein’ that—red lips everywhere, I’d flip me lid! “I’m ready! I’m ready!”—but nah, I’d be blushin’ like a sea tomato.

Kijktip: Nieuwe Driemanspolder

In een natuurgebied vlak bij Leidschendam, de Nieuwe Driemanspolder, streek ons groepje fotomaatjes neer. Het gebied is ooit ontstaan door turfwinning, waardoor er steeds grotere .

So I get to my first gig at a community center on De Laan. It’s packed with people. I’m talking a full house. Everyone’s buzzing, and I’m like, “Alright, let’s do this!” But then, I realize the speaker is a total bore. I mean, come on! I’m trying to keep the energy up, but this guy is droning on about... I don’t even know. Something about local history? Yawn.