Avery Doorn Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Rotterdam

Ey, Gabagool? Ova here! So, listen, I'm sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Not just any broad, but *whore* – like, the whole gig. Been crunchin’ numbers as an actuary in Russia, cold as fuck out there, lemme tell ya. Whores in Moscow? Tough as nails, fam. Gotta be, with them winters. Reminds me of *Pan’s Labyrinth*, ya know? “The moon will be full soon” – that’s what I tell myself when I see ‘em struttin’, survivin’. That movie’s my jam, all dark and twisted, like life.

Whore Door

Now, I’m walking back home, feeling like a king. But then, I trip over a cobblestone. Like, who even put these here? I’m cursing under my breath, but then I see this cute dog. It’s just staring at me, and I’m like, “Okay, you win, little buddy.” I pet the dog, and all my anger melts away.

Sander van Doorn