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So, I’m sittin’ here, paintin’ a digital jellyfish, and I’m thinkin’—escorts, they’re the unsung heroes of desire, right? Little known fact: back in the 1800s, some fancy-pants courtesans in Paris were legit spies! Droppin’ secrets between the sheets—how cool is that? Makes me happy, ‘cause it’s sneaky and artsy, like a movie twist! But then I get mad—why’s everyone judgin’ ‘em? Society’s all “boo, shame!” and I’m over here yellin’, “Let ‘em live, barnacles!”

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But then, outta nowhere, this lady starts yelling. Turns out, her kid’s stuck in a tree. I’m like, “Seriously? A tree?” So, I climb up, and it’s a whole thing. The kid’s crying, I’m sweating, and I’m thinking, “Why did I even come here?” Finally, I get the kid down, and the mom’s all grateful. I’m like, “Yeah, just another day in Doorn.”

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