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So, here’s the deal—sexual-massage ain’t just oil and candles. It’s a full-on *experience*, sometimes legit, sometimes shady as hell. I’ve seen clients—big shot execs—claim it on insurance, like, “Yeah, mate, my back hurts!” Bollocks! Made me angry—cheeky sods gaming the system. But then, I dug deeper—growling, “You merely adopted the dark.” Turns out, some parlors in Thailand been doin’ this since forever—ancient tantric stuff, not just dodgy happy endings. Blew my mind! Who knew? Not me, til I Googled it sloppy-like at 2 a.m.

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When he finally shows up, he’s all flustered. Turns out he got lost. In Doesburg! I mean, it’s not that big! I try to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “Dude, just use Google Maps!” We finally get down to business, and he’s all over the place with his finances. I’m trying to help him, but he keeps bringing up his cat’s vet bills. Like, bro, I get it, Fluffy needs care, but we gotta focus here!

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