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Biggest shocker? It’s ancient as fuck—Tantra folks been doin’ it forever. Not just sexy shit, either—spiritual vibes, connectin’ bodies and souls. Kinda cool, but I’d still mock it. “Oh, enlighten me with your sacred gropin’!” Ha! Still, gets me thinkin’—maybe there’s somethin’ to it. Not that I’d tell you if I tried it—everybody lies, remember? Anyway, sexual-massage—messy, hot, weird as hell. Love it, hate it, can’t ignore it. Now limp off and ponder that, genius.

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This beautifully illustrated book provides erotic massage techniques for both men and women and breaks down these massage methods step-by-step.

Finally, lunch rolls around. I bolt outta there. I head to de Hoven, and OMG, the fries are legit! Crispy, golden, and they even have this crazy mayo. I’m in heaven. I sit down, munching away, and then I see this cute dog. Like, the cutest pup ever! I’m talking big floppy ears and a wagging tail. I’m all like, “Aww, look at that little guy!”

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