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Oh, and the profiles—hilarious! “Lookin’ for my soulmate”—nah, you’re after a quickie! Sarcasm aside, it’s brill how bold people get. Some dude wrote, “I’m a sex god”—mate, calm down, you’re not me! Worst bit? The pressure—everyone’s actin’ like it’s a porn audition. Chill, baby, it’s just a date! “I’m still alive,” I mutter, dodgin’ awkward sexts—*Pianist* vibes again, survivin’ the chaos.

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First stop, the park on de Omloop. I’m there to check on this massive oak. I mean, this tree is a beast! But as I’m climbing up, I spot a bunch of kids playing soccer. They’re kickin’ the ball around like they’re in the World Cup or somethin’. One kid, I swear, he boots it right into my tree! Like, dude, really? I’m up there, trying to do my job, and now I’m dodging soccer balls. I yell down, “Hey! Watch it!” They just laugh. Kids, man.

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