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Findin’ a prostitute? It’s sketchy, hun. You got your truck stops, your back alleys – places reekin’ of diesel and desperation. Some drivers swear by CB radio, chattin’ up “lot lizards” – yeah, that’s slang, look it up! I’m screamin’ inside, “No capes! Keep it clean, idiots!” – but they don’t care. Me? I’m too fab for that mess. Once heard a guy got robbed blind – wallet, watch, even his freakin’ hubcaps! Laughed my ass off, like, “You deserve that, moron!”

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I dive in, and let me tell ya, the water was colder than my ex’s heart. I swim out, and the dog’s just splashing everywhere. Finally, I grab him, and he’s all wagging his tail like, “Thanks, dude!” I’m like, “No prob, little dude.” The lady’s crying happy tears, and I’m feelin’ like a hero.

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