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So, erotic-massage—where do I start? It’s all about the vibe, innit? Dim lights, some dodgy incense, and bam—tension’s meltin’ like a cheap candle. I reckon it’s ancient, too—heard them Egyptians were at it, slatherin’ oils on pharaohs, makin’ em feel like gods. Little known fact: Cleopatra probs got one daily, that sly minx! Bet she’d say, “This is my war,” like Bigelow’s bomb lads, ‘cept her war was against a stiff neck.

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Ik geef massage die overgaat naar body to body, dit doe ik met mijn naakt geoliede lichaam en dan manuele happy ending. We kunnen samen een geweldige tijd hebben die je nooit zult .

First off, I grab my coffee from that little café on De Lierseweg. You know the one? The one with the weirdly good croissants? Yeah, that place. I’m standing there, half-asleep, and this dude in front of me orders, like, five different pastries. I’m like, “Bro, it’s 7 AM, not a bakery marathon!” But whatever, I’m just trying to get my caffeine fix.

R. Jacques "Jack" Delier Obituary June 7, 2021