Madison De Heeg Whore ❤️❤️

About The Hague

Lemme tell ya, I was SHOCKED diggin’ into this—did ya know in old Slavic tongues, they had “ljubodejica” for whore? Means “love performer”—fancy, right? Sounds like somethin’ Remy’d whip up in the kitchen, all poetic and shit. But nah, it’s just a chick gettin’ freaky for cash. Made me laugh, tho—imagine Remy goin’, “Anyone can cook!” and some medieval dude yellin’ back, “Yeah, and anyone can whore!” Ha! Same vibe, different hustle.

Buying a property in De Heeg in Maastricht.

De Heeg is 'n wiek vaan Mestreech, in 't zuidooste vaan de stad. Ze is gebouwd in de jaore '70 en '80 vaan de veurege iew. De wiek besteit groetendeils oet liegbouwwoeninge verdeild euver .

So, I’m on my way to meet a client, right? Just a regular insurance claim. But then, outta nowhere, I see this dude on a bike. He’s flying down the street, and I’m like, “Dude, slow down!” But nah, he’s got places to be. Next thing I know, he swerves to avoid a pigeon and BAM! He crashes right into a lamppost. I’m standing there, mouth agape, thinking, “Is this real life?”

Wendy Denton