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So, I tried it once—D’oh!—total mess! Lady’s like, “Relax, Homer,” but I’m all tense, thinkin’ bout Marge catchin’ me. Felt like a freakin’ donut gettin’ glazed, ya know? Slippery as hell—oil everywhere! Little fact: they use weird stuff like almond oil, not even donut grease! Surprised me, man, thought it’d be all fake and porny, but nah, it’s legit chill. Got me happy—muscles all loose, like after a good nap. But then—D’oh!—she hits a knot, hurts like hell! “That’s a bingo!” I yell, straight outta Inglourious Basterds. She’s confused, I’m laughin’—classic me.

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So I grab my jacket and head out. The weather? Classic Dutch. One minute it’s sunny, the next it’s pouring. I’m dodging raindrops like I’m in some weird game. I get to the market, and it’s packed! Like, where did all these people come from? I swear, I saw at least three people with the same beanie. Is that a thing now?

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