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About Tilburg

Weird thing – ancient Rome had it. Called it “frictio” – freaky, huh? Rich assholes paid big – for happy endings. Same shit today – overpriced. Makes me laugh – sarcastic laugh. “Oh, fancy!” – nah, just hands and lube. Still – gets the job done. Better than solderin’ radios – I’ll tell ya that. Next time – I’m demandin’ the full *Leviathan* treatment. “Break me – like the sea!” – dramatic as fuck. You tried it? Bet you’d squirm – ha!

Hartstreling

Then, outta nowhere, it starts to rain. Like, what?! I run for cover under this awning on the Hoofdstraat. I’m standing there, soaked, and I see this street performer. He’s playing the accordion, and honestly, he’s not half bad. I’m clapping, and he gives me a wink. I’m like, “Dude, you’re my hero right now.”

Woman found murdered in Middelburg home was a teacher; No arrests yet