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Anyways, this one time, a chick stumbles into my bar—total hot mess—says she worked a brothel in Reno. Spilled tea ‘bout the “madam” rulin’ with an iron fist, kept ‘em in line like Brad Pitt yellin’, “You in the wrong place, Nazi!” She laughed, I laughed—then I cried a lil inside. Tough gig, man. Hmm… I’d rather sling beers than deal with that crap. What d’ya think—brothels sound fun or fuckin’ nuts?

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Then, I decide to grab a drink at this little café on the Lange Dijk. I order a beer, and the bartender’s like, “You want a local brew?” I’m like, “Heck yeah!” So, I’m sippin’ this stuff, and it’s amazing. I’m thinkin’, “Culemborg, you’ve got some hidden gems!”

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