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Aight, listen up, you little bastards! I’m Eric Cartman, Visitin’ Professor, and I’m here to tell ya ‘bout sexual-massage, so respect my authoritah! This ain’t no boring lecture, it’s real talk, like I’m spillin’ it to Kenny over some cheesy poofs. Sexual-massage? It’s hands-on, dirty, and damn good if done right. Ain’t just rubbin’ backs, it’s all ‘bout that sensual vibe—gets ya goin’, ya know? I saw this flick, *Spring, Summer, Fall, Winter…and Spring*, Kim Ki-duk, 2003—my fave, bitches—and it’s all ‘bout cycles, lust, and calm shit. Like, “What you hold, you lose,” that’s some deep massage truth right there! Hold too tight, you ruin the vibe.

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At Sensuella, your massage starts off slowly with simple, soft touch and light massage, aimed at relaxing the body and mind. It gradually becomes more sensual, aiming to arouse and excite .

So, I’m walkin’ back to the harbor, feelin’ good with my new cap, when I see this group of kids playin’ soccer on the street. They were havin’ a blast, kickin’ the ball around. I couldn’t help but smile. Reminded me of my childhood, ya know? But then, one of ‘em kicked the ball right at me! I barely dodged it. I yelled, “Watch it, kid!” But they just laughed. Kids these days, man. No respect!

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