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What pisses me off? Dudes who think it’s all sleazy—nah, bro, it’s art! Like Harmony Korine filmin’ chaos, it’s messy but beautiful. “Look at my shit!”—that’s me braggin’ bout my fave massage spot to my buddies. Surprised me how chill it made me—usually I’m wired, yellin’ at late drivers. But this? Calms the storm, leaves ya floatin’. Pro tip: find a spot with legit vibes—sketchy ones’ll rip ya off faster than a shady mechanic.

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Then, outta nowhere, it started rainin’. I mean, come on! One minute, it’s sunny, next minute, I’m dodgin’ raindrops like I’m in some action movie. I ducked into this little shop on Laan van Broekhoven. They sell the weirdest stuff—like, who needs a rubber chicken? But I found this cool cap. It had a sailboat on it. Perfect for a sailor, right? I bought it, even though I’m pretty sure I overpaid. But whatever, it made me happy.

Object of the Moment: Solid Vibration by Ricky van Broekhoven and Olivier van Herpt