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Alright, pal, erotic-massage, huh? Everybody lies about it. They say it’s “just relaxtion”—bullshit. It’s hands sliding everywhere, oil dripping, tension spiking. I’m Dr. House, I see through it. Like in *Inherent Vice*, man, “Doc, you’re either on the bus or off it”—you’re in deep or kidding yourself. Watched this flick, loved the haze—Joaquin Phoenix stumbling through lust and chaos. Erotic-massage is that vibe, slippery as hell.

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First off, I hit up the local café on Hoofdstraat. Best coffee in town, no joke. I ordered my usual—double espresso, extra shot. The barista, a dude named Joris, was all smiles. But then, outta nowhere, this seagull swoops down and snatches my croissant! Like, seriously? I’m just tryin’ to enjoy my breakfast, and this feathered thief decides to make me his breakfast. I was fumin’! I yelled, “Hey! Get your own food, ya punk!” But the bird just looked at me like, “What’s your problem, human?” Ugh, so annoying.

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